Axes, Achievements, and Anxieties: A Reflection on League Night

Last night marked the climactic playoff for the Tuesday Night League at BATL Charlotte Plaza, and as the dust settled, I found myself grappling with a myriad of emotions. While I won’t keep you in suspense, securing third place alongside friends like Sexy Calves and Haz-Matt was certainly a proud moment. However, it was the … Read more

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Movie Reviews with DMAC: Dune Part 2 (2024)

In an unexpected twist on the sci-fi genre, “Dune Part Two” propels its characters into a thrilling narrative that marries the epic saga of the desert planet Arrakis with the whimsical elements of time travel. Picking up where “Dune Part 1” left off in 2021, this installment takes the audience on an adventure that is … Read more

Lifting More Than Just Weights: My Journey of Strength and Sound

Embarking on a fitness journey can be a daunting endeavor, filled with both challenges and triumphs. For me, the realm of weightlifting has become not just a routine but a testament to resilience and growth. Since January 15th, I’ve embraced the discipline of weightlifting with nothing more than a barbell and a determination to improve. … Read more

A Tale of Profit and Prequels: Navigating Hollywood’s IP Landscape

In the ever-evolving landscape of Hollywood, the debate over original intellectual properties (IP) versus the allure of established franchises continues to simmer. While content creators strive to innovate, major studios, often dubbed the “Big Five” – Universal, Paramount, Warner Bros., Disney, and Sony – seem content to tread familiar ground in pursuit of guaranteed returns. … Read more

The workout soundtrack of today 2024-02-28 is…

Music to play during child birth…

This will most definitely be the song played in the delivery room on repeat until the baby is born Ave Satani. (The Omen)

From Screen to Page: A Review of ‘The Running Man

Venturing beyond the silver screen, I recently delved into the pages of Stephen King’s dystopian masterpiece, “The Running Man,” penned under the pseudonym Richard Bachman. While typically reserved for my “Movie Reviews” section, this literary exploration proved too intriguing to resist. In contrast to its cinematic counterpart starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, I discovered a narrative that … Read more

Size Matters: Classifications in the Heart of Alabama

The Chronicles of Phone Etiquette: A Satirical Symphony

Ah, the joys of unexpected phone calls – a delightful opportunity for impromptu social interactions, or so one might hope. Allow me to regale you with a recent escapade of mine, a satirical saga if you will, featuring yours truly and an eager phone caller. Me: decides to finally answer a random phone caller Caller: … Read more